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Unstoppable Cristiano Ronaldo, heroic Haaland, and magical Messi – International Break Round-up

A funny thing happens during international breaks. Club football pauses, and the world’s most famous strikers start treating national service like a side quest made on “Legendary” difficulty. Then they score anyway. This window was a proper sampler platter: the ageless Cristiano Ronaldo chasing another line in his personal Guinness Book, Erling Haaland flattening scorelines while dragging Norway within touching distance of a long-awaited World Cup, England slipping into a new groove under Thomas Tuchel, Rasmus Højlund finding ketchup-bottle confidence, and Lionel Messi… well, being Lionel Messi and breaking more records.

Cristiano Ronaldo will simply not slow down

Forty years old, eighty per cent aura, twenty per cent late runs, still twenty-two yards of menace. Ronaldo grabbed two against Hungary and, in doing so, became the all-time top scorer in World Cup qualifiers. Portugal did not clinch on the night after a stoppage-time sting, yet the headline belonged to him again. Another record folded into the collection, another reminder that elite finishing ages differently to legs. The man treats penalty-area micro-decisions like sudoku. He spots the gap, sets the angle, and the rest is maths, not mystique. Portugal remain top of their group and should seal qualification next month. The maths there looks friendly too.

It is easy to talk about longevity in abstract terms. Ronaldo keeps making it awkward by turning up and adding detail. He is past the phase of sprint duels with full backs; now it is about tempo control, box timing, and an intolerance for waste. Two big chances, two finishes, one more marker in the eternal back-and-forth with the other guy in this story. Which we will get to.

Erling Haaland is powering Norway toward history

Haaland had already felt inevitable at club level. Lately, he is making Norway feel inevitable. A hat-trick in a five-nil win over Israel, fifty international goals before some strikers have settled at their second club, and a group table that suddenly looks like a runway marked “USA, Canada, Mexico.” Norway sit clear with two to play. Italy lurk, sure, but the momentum has a big blond face and a striker’s glare. Norway have not appeared at a World Cup since 1998, which is almost thirty years of waiting in a country that produces cross-country skiers by the dozen and generational No 9s hardly ever. This group might finally break the glass ceiling.

What makes this version of Haaland different in national colours is the supporting cast. Martin Ødegaard sprinkles passes that look like plot twists, Alexander Sørloth runs the dirty lanes, and Antonio Nusa gives defenders that one extra worry on the dribble. Add set-piece heft and you get a team that can win ugly as easily as it wins loud. If Norway do get over the line, it will not just be a qualification; it will be a national mood swing.

Just like Ronaldo does - OSLO, NORWAY - OCTOBER 11: Erling Haaland of Norway shots penalty during the FIFA World Cup 2026 qualifier match between Norway and Israel at Ullevaal Stadium on October 11, 2025 in Oslo, Norway.
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England are starting to purr under Thomas Tuchel

Clean sheets stack up like neat shirts on laundry day. Six wins from six, eighteen scored, none conceded, and a ticket secured with a clinical five-nil over Latvia. Tuchelball for country has arrived with clear edges: front-foot pressing, compact distances between the lines, and a refreshingly ruthless attitude to weaker opposition. Yes, sterner tests will come, but there is a new crispness to the way England move the ball from back to front. Harry Kane finishes the stories. Anthony Gordon and Bukayo Saka stretch the pitch. The midfield looks less tentative, more joined up. It is not swagger yet, but it is definitely humming.

Tuchel himself feels like an interesting fit. The touchline intensity is there, yet the message is simple enough for international rhythms. You can see rehearsed patterns, especially on the right, and a set-piece plan that does not waste corners like freebies. There is also the small matter of England becoming the first European side to book for 2026. That is not just efficient, it is useful, allowing the FA to test combinations in November without calculators open.

Rasmus Højlund and the ketchup moment

If you have watched Højlund lately, you know the look when the dam bursts. He bagged a brace in a six-nil against Belarus, then another tidy finish in a three-one over Greece. Across the window he felt lighter, looser, more certain, like a striker who has finally stopped overthinking the last touch. The Instagram caption riffed on a famous ketchup line, first said by a famous Portuguese striker, and, yes, that is on the nose, but it suits. Goals do clump together. You wait, you wait, then the tap turns and you are suddenly fighting to keep up with the flood.

The Denmark setup helps him look taller. There is space for aggressive runs between centre backs, there are midfielders who actually play into feet when he shows. He even threw in an assist in that Belarus rout. It is still raw at times, a heavy touch here, a snatched shot there, but the arrow points up. Denmark stay top of their group and look like a side that remember how to handle tournament football without fuss. It is a very Danish trait, that.

COPENHAGEN, DENMARK - MARCH 20: Rasmus Hojlund of Denmark gestures after winning match during the UEFA Nations League quarterfinal leg one match between Denmark and Portugal at Parken Stadium on March 20, 2025 in Copenhagen, Denmark.
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Messi breaks more records, because of course he does

At a certain point, the phrasing becomes repetitive. Messi broke another record. Which one this time? International assists, moving clear of the field while Argentina thumped Puerto Rico six-nil in Fort Lauderdale. Two more crisp setups, a few passes that felt like cheat codes, and the usual feeling that he is seeing a different match to everyone else. Numbers are not the whole story, but sixty of anything at this level is absurd. He keeps bending the sport to his tempo, even as the legs choose their moments a bit more carefully.

It is tempting to file this under friendly-inflation. That misses the broader arc. Messi has been stacking records in the serious fixtures as well, from top scorer in South American World Cup qualifying to most appearances in that gauntlet of a competition. He is thirty-eight, still slicing teams open, still steering Argentina’s rhythm. The world champions look like a band that can tour forever, swapping cities and support acts, never losing the melody.

The bigger picture

Zoom out and this break offered a neat continental snapshot. Portugal are experienced and dangerous, with Ronaldo as a closer and enough legs around him to make it count. Norway are charging toward a cathartic summer, powered by a striker who treats goals like hydration. England, newly assured, have banked their flights early and can spend the next camp experimenting instead of fretting. Denmark look quietly efficient, the kind of opponent nobody asks to face. Argentina still occupy their own tier of problem.

There were plenty of side notes too. Italy stirred, Spain kept gliding, and the calendar marched toward a November that will sort out the last puzzles in Europe. But this window belonged to the forwards. It felt like a run of main-character energy. One living legend, two Nordic goal machines at different stages of their arc, and a young Dane discovering the pleasure of life when the corners of the net keep finding you. It is football’s oldest story told five different ways. All of them fun.


By Nicky Helfgott – NickyHelfgott1 on X (Twitter)

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